Beep@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours agoDo you like Cats?i.redd.itimagemessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1303arrow-down15
arrow-up1298arrow-down1imageDo you like Cats?i.redd.itBeep@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours agomessage-square12fedilink
minus-squareKorhaka@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·12 hours agoText messages from my cat would look like this: 15:45 - Why is my food bowl empty? 16:02 - I need more food in my bowl 16:17 - Feed me, I have tried calling! 16:26 - Come on, it was dinner time hours ago 16:38 - I will start to destroy your property if you don’t feed me 16:48 - I am starving! This is neglect! I will call the RSPCA! 17:00 - Is that my food cup? I love you I love you I love you!
minus-squarevillage604@adultswim.fanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·10 hours ago17:02 - Where the fuck is second dinner?
minus-squareKorhaka@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 hours agoNot wrong either. Its 17:01 right now and he is sat looking at me already.
Text messages from my cat would look like this:
15:45 - Why is my food bowl empty?
16:02 - I need more food in my bowl
16:17 - Feed me, I have tried calling!
16:26 - Come on, it was dinner time hours ago
16:38 - I will start to destroy your property if you don’t feed me
16:48 - I am starving! This is neglect! I will call the RSPCA!
17:00 - Is that my food cup? I love you I love you I love you!
17:02 - Where the fuck is second dinner?
Not wrong either. Its 17:01 right now and he is sat looking at me already.