I like cats, I just don’t like owning cats. I don’t want to have to be personally involved in scooping shit out of a box, that I keep inside of my house, that stinks up the place to the point that I forget about it till I have guests over that can very clearly smell it. And cat doors aren’t an option because they would either runaway or terrorize the local ecosystem or both, and are not always open to love or affection like our dogs.