Listen, lads. If she is willing to show you her spider mouth on the first date, she isn’t the woman you wanna bring home to mom. That’s how you get an eggsac in your chest. Then Bam! You’re a single father of millions.

They say the average person swallows 3 spiders a year.

I think we’re safe. I think WE don’t swallow any spiders, but she’s swallowed millions. So it skews the curve.

spiders georgina