POv: you’re Iskaral Pust, meeting that witch Mogora for the first time

  • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
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    4 hours ago

    Listen, lads. If she is willing to show you her spider mouth on the first date, she isn’t the woman you wanna bring home to mom. That’s how you get an eggsac in your chest. Then Bam! You’re a single father of millions.