TrackShovel@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 hours agoFirst dateslemmy.todayimagemessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up195arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up190arrow-down1imageFirst dateslemmy.todayTrackShovel@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 hours agomessage-square3fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSalamanderwizard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·4 hours agoListen, lads. If she is willing to show you her spider mouth on the first date, she isn’t the woman you wanna bring home to mom. That’s how you get an eggsac in your chest. Then Bam! You’re a single father of millions.
Listen, lads. If she is willing to show you her spider mouth on the first date, she isn’t the woman you wanna bring home to mom. That’s how you get an eggsac in your chest. Then Bam! You’re a single father of millions.