Nice humblebrag affording the cinema, chicken and a nice hat. Oooooo so fancy. La di da.
Also, who can afford a Zendaya in THIS economy??
Disclaimer: just being silly, no actual objectification of or disrespect towards Zendaya intended
Fleshlights are easier to clean after.
You can clean them?!?
Not necessarily, have you ever tried to eat a fleshlight? Doesn’t work. Have you ever tried to eat a rotisserie chicken? Delicious. Who cares if it’s filled with the cum of my past 6 ejaculations. Plus you can make some tasty broth with the bones after.
Oh and one more thing, why is a rotisserie chicken ten dollars at the grocery store but the raw uncooked ones are like 14 dollars? Is the discount because I’ve already ejaculated into it 6 times before I even bought it? What a deal!
That’s all well and good until you lose all sense of moderation and overload on rotisserie fuckeating until you can’t walk past the Costco meat section without getting an uncontrollable erection.
