heartbreaker@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours agoThere are no accidentssh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1302arrow-down110
arrow-up1292arrow-down1imageThere are no accidentssh.itjust.worksheartbreaker@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours agomessage-square16fedilink
minus-squarecRazi_man@europe.publinkfedilinkarrow-up13·14 hours agoIf you fart intentionally when you go to the toilet (or a place of your choosing), then you won’t have as much gas left inside to have accidental farts at other times.
minus-squarekboos1@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·12 hours agoInteresting theory, except that if you can fart on command then you probably won’t have to worry about accidentally farting.
minus-squareAkrenion@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 hours agoThis is a logical fallacy. Just because I can will it to happen does not mean I can will it not to.
minus-squarekboos1@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 hours agoIndeed my good person, now that we have proven that fart accidents are real, let’s go back to farting and blaming it in the dog
If you fart intentionally when you go to the toilet (or a place of your choosing), then you won’t have as much gas left inside to have accidental farts at other times.
Interesting theory, except that if you can fart on command then you probably won’t have to worry about accidentally farting.
This is a logical fallacy. Just because I can will it to happen does not mean I can will it not to.
Indeed my good person, now that we have proven that fart accidents are real, let’s go back to farting and blaming it in the dog