Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoThis is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumperslemmy.worldimagemessage-square44fedilinkarrow-up1238arrow-down14
arrow-up1234arrow-down1imageThis is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumperslemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square44fedilink
minus-squareMickey7@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·1 month agoYou can read a real news article here about this. Imagine injecting stuff into your penis. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb/06/penisgate-winter-olympics-ski-jumpers-acid-penis-health-risks-explainer
minus-squaregustofwind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·1 month agoI’d be ok with this if it was guaranteed their penises became infected and required amputation Can only do it once so make it count
minus-squareGork@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·1 month agoThe ol’ Elon, as it’s traditionally called.
minus-squarefoodandart@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoThat’s stupid. Dudes just need to use a penis pump the week they get fitted for the suit.
minus-squareHossenfeffer@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month ago Imagine injecting stuff into your penis. Done! What’s next?
minus-squaretreeko@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoNow imagine injecting penis into Winter Olympics ski jumpers
You can read a real news article here about this. Imagine injecting stuff into your penis. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb/06/penisgate-winter-olympics-ski-jumpers-acid-penis-health-risks-explainer
I’d be ok with this if it was guaranteed their penises became infected and required amputation
Can only do it once so make it count
The ol’ Elon, as it’s traditionally called.
That’s stupid. Dudes just need to use a penis pump the week they get fitted for the suit.
Done! What’s next?
Now imagine injecting penis into Winter Olympics ski jumpers
Pfffft, way ahead of you.