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    2 days ago

    I remember going to work for a large Australian company tripping balls.

    My boss was like you’ve been glued to your computer all day bud, good work.

    Did everything I could to avoid looking him the eye so he wouldn’t see my massively dilated eyes.

    Ahhhh those were the day.

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      20 hours ago

      Holy shit! I’m sorry, but you guys sound like the worst employees in the world. Drug deals in the parking lot? Coming to work whacked out on LSD? Wow.

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        5 hours ago

        I’ve made my employer seven figures, in direct revenue (and I do detailed analytical work reviewing tens of millions of records)

        And thats blasted to my tits (not every day).

        It’s not my fault I work better high.

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        It was the first and last I tripped at work.

        And yes it was a horrible waste. My computer screen was one big magic eye with text turning into strange forms (little dragons).

        I used to work the phones as well. I have no idea how I managed to tech support tripping balls.

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            Indeed, other pearls of wisdom

            • do not trip when your neighbours are having a huge domestic violence incident

            • do not watch 8 hours of simpsons/futurama commentaries. For the next 8 hours after that I had David X Cohen and Matt Groening narrating everything I was doing in my house.

            • test your acid. 5 bromo dragonfly (dob) when you’re thinking you’re getting LSD is no fun.

            Microdosing is great, both for cognitive stuff, pattern recognition and for deep analytical work.

            As well for mood and well being.

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      Hahahaha and getting the pat on the back lol. I haven’t been that high but ice was massive on the sales floor and you’d end up having some pretty intense convos with customers lol