After that, I drove into the hills

And traded my car for a bottle of pills

And after that, I was on a vision quest

Put my mind, body, and soul to the test

And after that, I met my totem spirit

It’s a rattlesnake, so I had to kill it

Then I drank all his blood and stole his powers

And slithered around in the dirt for hours

And after that I started jerking off

Up on a mountain, jerking off

Down by the river, jerking off

And that’s when I had my epiphany:

You can’t spend your whole life jerking off

And after that, I went back to the city