Make some toast.
Did we run out of powdered milk? Are we on toast now?
It truly is unwarranted how fucking good toast tastes
Great! Now I’m hungry again! BRB.
Talkie? Is that you?
“I mean, the whole purpose of my existence is to serve you with hot, buttered, scrummy toast. If you don’t want any, then my existence is meaningless. I toast, therefore I am.”
Where galic?
So Shoney’s
Bit of Vegemite would make that perfect.
Now you speaka my language
Too bad bread makes you fat
BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?
…20 minutes later
It makes you fat that quickly?!
I’m not researched in this, but I just feel like this is a lie by capitalism to keep you eating shitty snacks. Good homemade bread gives you complex carbohydrates that can keep you full for hours with a nice steady supply of energy. I love bread and eat it everyday!
It’s a quote from Scott Pilgrim
Gotta say op, both your burn pattern and butter distribution leave room for improvement. Despite the hearty slices of what is clearly high-quality bread, I can’t give this toast better than a 7/10

I would eat that👍
You need to put some beans on it.

You spelled powdered milk wrong.
Or brown sugar and cinnamon.
I’d like to make a toast to this toast for being the toastiest toast I ever did see! Cheers! 🍻








