SSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours agoWe must remember the simple wisdom of naturelemmy.worldimagemessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up1248arrow-down13
arrow-up1245arrow-down1imageWe must remember the simple wisdom of naturelemmy.worldSSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours agomessage-square6fedilink
minus-squarepanda_abyss@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up34·edit-211 hours agoIf you cover yourself in grease you can get 5 or 6 they pay attention to you earlier, but they can’t stop you for longer. Sometimes somebody will realize they can tackle you along your middle and that negates the effect of grease. Most staff won’t though. Do not grease your hands. Then you can’t pick up the hot dogs.
minus-squarePhoenixDog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 hours agoAnd if you get a fake mustache you can show up tomorrow and do it again.
If you cover yourself in grease you can get 5 or 6
they pay attention to you earlier, but they can’t stop you for longer.
Sometimes somebody will realize they can tackle you along your middle and that negates the effect of grease. Most staff won’t though.
Do not grease your hands. Then you can’t pick up the hot dogs.
And if you get a fake mustache you can show up tomorrow and do it again.