No email means no worky

They tried to warn us.
We didn’t listen
*Microsoft 364
*Microsoft Copilot 364 Outlook
*Microsoft Copilot 364 Outlook App
*Microsoft Copilot 364 Outlook App New
Real Inbox Zero hour, who up?

Quick throw more AI at it! That’ll fix it for sure!
Azure AD (Artificial Downtime)?
So in the near future your online OS will be DDOS vulnerable with no local options? Cool. Cool.
Copilot made improvements to the infrastructure.
not best outlook
Incorrect, using Microslop’s Co-Worker Simulator you can send emails to a virtual AI version of your coworker, solve the issue and keep working!
Go ahead, write your email and send it out! Microslop Offlook will automatically craft a realistic looking Virtual Email Response based on Microslop’s Identity Database information on the recipient and place it in your inbox, identical looking to a Manual Human Email! All without asking you or your coworker!
Efficiency: It is what Microslop does -> supercharge your small business slop with V.E.R. technology now!
~note: cellular data plan needed to use Microslop Co-Worker Simulator~
A couple of days ago, the window bar for Teams was Copilot | Copilot | Microsoft Teams.
Aren’t you glad you traded your paid-for offline enterprise hosted outlook solution that’s had like 1 issue in 20 years for a good based subscription that does a shittier job?
Well, our 1 issue was a security flaw that forced us to rebuild our entire digital infrastructure from bare metal. So…
I’ve hear of exchange servers that get rebuilt every other day, so I will be avoiding microshit for as long as possible
Oh is thay whats going on? I thought they were jerking my chain with third party email clients.
I had the same reaction! I had to log into the screwy web portal and test it to realize it was something else entirely.
Even when it is working it’s broken by default.
Is this why my work phone email hasn’t updated since yesterday? I was too lazy to go to my work laptop, so just decided to sleep all day instead.
Hmmm, must be regional. Outlook has been working for me all day.


Bay Area looks pretty light for a population map
Ugh, the last part of my day. Assessing what undocumented processes are mission critical and relies on email…ugh.
Yah I was trying to arrange a meeting but the email kept bouncing. Thanks, Microslop!
That meeting should’ve been an email anyway.
… Uh, wait a minute…









