• arrow74@lemmy.zip
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    1 day ago

    Looking for an exit?

    They’re all exactly the same. If you’ve been in a waffle house once you’ve been in them all

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      Exactly. You enter, turn left, enter another door, and the counter is on your right. A thin woman in her 40’s that has definitely seen someone die tells you to sit wherever you want, and treats you significantly better than you deserve.

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        19 hours ago

        Pure poetry. There aren’t many things to celebrate in the US anymore, but they’ll never take Waffle House from us. A true national treasure.

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        And then you treat that lady right, you thank her for your hash browns and your 2am coffee, and you enjoy your evening because this was the best choice of the night