(just to be clear: this is not, in any way, a conspiracy theory. I am posting this for laughs and do not actually think this.)
just like lemme explain alr
ok ok ok so: scientists are wizards. they took a magical oath telling them regular people that they be doing science. its magic, I tell you. MAGIC
CHANGE MY MIND. YOU WONT BE ABLE TO.
Nah, it’s programmers. They write complex spells in esoteric languages to channel the power of lightning to do their bidding.
I like to think of myself as an enchanter, not a wizard.
wizards are more similar to hardware/soc engineers.