shitposting AND better call Saul
What a duo
I was there.
I was there for okbuddychicanery.
And he gets to be on Lemmy? What a sick joke!
Fantastic. This is the shittiest shitpost that I’ve seen shit in this comm in a good long while, maybe ever. I needed this.
If you’ll allow me to pedantically nerd out, they wouldn’t sink but float on liquid mercury since its density is like 14x that of our body
Also, they would die.
You just assume they didn’t think of that.
I believe they are wearing tungsten shoes to prevent floating.
Neck-deep in liquid mercury wearing tungsten shoes is how I do my morning workout. Better gains than the Dragon Ball gravity chamber.
Standard procedure in any office
they have diving panties on that are 15x the density of our body.
Good point. As long as those panties comprise roughly a cubic meter of volume, that should work
is that how kids ask GURL HOW BIG DAT ASS SHIT nowadays?
They wouldn’t float either because that much mercury would cause the floor(s) of the building to collapse.
The whole building is filled with mercury
Who the hell let the pedant in?
Not the shitpost we needed, but the one we deserve.
