Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoYou do get a hot blue alien wife though...lemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up1138arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up1132arrow-down1imageYou do get a hot blue alien wife though...lemmy.dbzer0.comNot_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square4fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSnot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·24 hours agoI’d rather have a Venezuelan wife anyway. Blue aliens are overrated, they don’t even have aliussy, just weird tentacle shit.
minus-squareNot_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 hours agoYour mistaken, they do have aliussy, in the newer ones they get pregnant, so the baby has to come out somewhere. The tentacle hair is just another erogenous l communication zone, like our mouths.
minus-squaredumbass@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·20 hours agoYeah, but he looked like he was really fucking enjoying that weird hair tentacle shit.
I’d rather have a Venezuelan wife anyway. Blue aliens are overrated, they don’t even have aliussy, just weird tentacle shit.
Your mistaken, they do have aliussy, in the newer ones they get pregnant, so the baby has to come out somewhere.
The tentacle hair is just another erogenous l communication zone, like our mouths.
Yeah, but he looked like he was really fucking enjoying that weird hair tentacle shit.