i have two people on my enemies list (i cannot believe i would ever have an enemies list but here we are). the first person i ever had to put on it died last week! they were convinced i was going to die twenty years ago and tried to convince me i was going to die twenty years ago so give up and leave all my miniscule property to their cult. i have a trip in june planned to dance on their grave.

edit: oh right! there was a point to that. i swung by reddit yesterday on a whim and wouldn’t have found out they died unless i had. so like, there is some small value.