• Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
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    13 days ago

    No seriously, this isn’t a joke I’m putting here ironically two hours after making the original comment; I sincerely am looking for a real fat bitch in the general Tempe/Phoenix area. Like, if you got herpes, we’ll figure something out, but if you just fat, I annihilating that adipose aplenty pussy, girl. Damn. Nine hundo pounds? Well, I insist we record this, cuz if we put this ish on a “church” website, well, that’s six figures, easy. The cattle can’t help themselves. Fuck. You just put a titty on the internets now, you make four figures. Fuck, I hate flesh golems, but they so damn sexy…