Must be a strong drink … because penis mightier
That’s the pen is mightier, Mr. Connery.
OK Alex … I’ll take Jap Anus Relations then
Why would he smite the pennies tho?
They ass pennies.
You’re stittin on a gold mine Trebek!
is this more potent than three penis wine?
Absolutely not. Nothing is as potent as the stuff you can find at the EBDB BnB.
If you need any room service or sex toys, just ring the front desk ✨
I have to try, where can I get this three penis wine, asking for my friend down south?
Chicago, USA
You rarely hear the phrase “where the FUCK is the penis on this thing??” in infomercials nowadays and it’s a crying shame!
You start with three guys who’s friendship you don’t really value.
Where they getting the magical penii to make wine out of?
I’ll never tell!
rare and/or endangered animal’s bones typically.
Or ancient Egyptian mummies
This was actually named based on the original version of the religious myth.
Turns out that Jessie of Nazzie’s digestive system was just all kinds of fermented and fucked up 🤷
Wait until you hear about magical urine eggs.
There’s a whole genre of memes that’s just badly translated English. I believe it was popular back when I was a college sophomore in the mid 2000s
I regret to inform you that this is an accurately translated label. There are loads of Chinese wine that’s supposed to be like viagra. Make your penis magical and whatnot
i went to china once. i just remember getting the orange wine because whenever i’m away from my parents i’m like FINALLY i can get high, lmao
Ah yes, autocowrecks and engrish back on the ol’ cheezburger site. Those were simpler times.
you remember ytmnd? that was the place encyclopedia dramatica called “the place where memes go to die”
Only the acronym, sadly.
you’re the man now, dog!
only ytmnd OG’s remember ptkfgs
Made from, by, or for magical penis?
Yes
Sold
Does it make a magical penis appear or make your penis magical?
Or is it made from magical penii?
I’ve not finished the bottle yet.
Why does the lower-case n in your caption look like it’s on the wrong baseline? Did you arrange those letters manually?
No the font ‘aileron bold’ is a bit wacky but I like it.
Sounds like Bluesky’s favorite beverage.
