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empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours ago

Now departing from Des Moines International Airport

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Now departing from Des Moines International Airport

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empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours ago
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    oh my! that’s a penis

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    Imagine bending over and having the corn plane fly up my asshole like it was the twin towers.

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      I was waiting for the comment confirming it really is you. This was the one, Mr. Satan. Nice!

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      I am so glad this brand new sentence has blessed my eyes

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    What the fuck is going on with corn right now?

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      Corn is up - time to sell!

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      It’s the most corny time of year.

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    It’s called a Concornde.

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    If they use the hub-and-spoke model for their routes, would Des Moines be their CornHub?

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      Look at this nerd with his airline industry operating model jokes.

      Consumers greatly prefer the kernal-to-kernal operating model.

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    There are a multitude of jokes I could make about riding this thing, but I’d instead like to call attention to just how long this thing is. It’s at least 50% longer than any corn cob I’ve ever seen. If it were as thick as a typical corn cob, I’d imagine it to be nearly the length of my arm. That’s a whole lot of cob

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    Planes, trains, and Autocornmeals

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