potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoThere are ultimately only so many damn angles, okay!?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1551arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1546arrow-down1imageThere are ultimately only so many damn angles, okay!?lemmy.worldpotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square45fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoYou don’t need to hold it. Get a friend to take the picture while you’re doing the fist on hips, Superman pose.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days agoBut how do I make friends without a stellar dick pic? It’s a chicken/egg situation.
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoPeople who don’t have friends have a tripod instead.
minus-squareAxExRx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoIf my dick was long enough to look like a tripod, I would be in thar predicament in the first place.
You don’t need to hold it. Get a friend to take the picture while you’re doing the fist on hips, Superman pose.
But how do I make friends without a stellar dick pic? It’s a chicken/egg situation.
People who don’t have friends have a tripod instead.
If my dick was long enough to look like a tripod, I would be in thar predicament in the first place.