Robbing that poor sandwich artist of his innocence
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A hip, a hop, a skip
I dip my dick in the salsa dip
On a taco Tuesday
Can I spaff on your booblays?
Feel free to say no
These are supposed to be shitposts, not a documentary on my Tuesday evenings.
Tuesday Evenings with Clent Samuels
Remember to have an erection
There’s a choice?
There’s the “old mans low hanger”-version where the flaccid schlong is as a third testicle and the gun is where the erection should be.
Needs less pelvic motion.
Say, how good is that sauce, anyway?
Who toucha my spaghet? 🤌
Old but still funny.
