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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 hours ago

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 hours ago
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    4 hours ago

    You wouldn’t make out with a lawnmower!

    • GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca
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      …but a vacuum?

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        Morbus Kobold, excuse the kink to the german Wikipedia, it seems like the rest of the world lacks critical research about this topic.

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          Freudian typo there! Yes, I heard of this one before, but that seems to be a one in a million accident. One should always be familiar with the holes they’re going to stick appendages in if they want to keep them. I’ve known more than one person who lost fingers clearing grass clippings from a running mower. 🤷‍♂️

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            I’ve known more than one person who lost fingers clearing grass clippings from a running mower.

            Way to dox yourself, Amputations Georg.

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              I still have all my digits! I can count to 20 without resorting to binary!

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                Could it be due to your extensive collection of other people’s fingers?

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                  Let’s just say I might have been inspired.

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