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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Buyer - You got the coke?

Dealer - Is Pepsi okay?

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Went out for drinks the other day. Asked the bartender for a rum and coke.

She asked if Pepsi is okay.

I said “Sure.”

Imagine the look on my face when this blonde bottle jockey pours Pepsi and Coke in a glass and hands it over to me.
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  She earned that tip.

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