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sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

How do you even satisfy Bill fucking Clinton?

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How do you even satisfy Bill fucking Clinton?

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sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • Fleur_@lemmynsfw.com
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    The entire American political system being held up by the steady hand of Vladimir Putin and his extensive pornographic collection is truly based. Did the yanks really win the Cold war?

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    We only know he gave him a blowjob, not the quality of the blowjob, he could give bad blowjobs.

    But I do like to believe that he’s the best dick sucker the world’s ever seen, like he gives mind blowing, utterly amazing blowjobs, it would explain how he got where he is.

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      Narrator: it was in fact the worst blowjob.

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      Putin is keeping him around for something

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    You’re assuming Bill had anything good to say about the technique used.

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      One couldn’t have chosen to sample Donny’s burger-hole out of sheer curiosity, right?

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        burger hole

        Dear God my sides

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    I hesitate to ask but why is Nancy Reagan the throat goat? It’s not something I fancy entering into DDG…

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      Was just an old joke from the Reagan days. Not sure about the origins of the rumor but it seems to be an in joke from that generation

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        Thanks, you’ve saved me a potentially harrowing deep dive - do not want to see any Reagan-related rule 34 stuff

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          In a trashy book from the 50s called Hollywood Babylon, Kenneth Anger includes a short section about the then Nancy Davis during her early acting days at MGM.

          He claims she had a reputation for being very friendly with studio executives, and that she was “popular” among them. Anger frames it as part of the Hollywood casting-couch culture of the era.

          Probably BS, but who knows.

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      https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/nancy-reagan-throat-goat

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    As a (former) Nintendo fan, always makes me sad to see Iwata and Reggie.

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      Oh yeah. I forgot they have a new guy now. What’s that like for Nintendo people? I haven’t actually kept up with them

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        It sucks, they’re all generic corporate suits now, and it shows.

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