I just came to say “🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣”
First the title it’s hilarious .I said it out out and busted out laughing…then… holly crap…the creativity of this fidget toy…🤣🤣🤣
5/7… perfect post
Darauf hupfe ich herum, wie dieser dumme Tiger aus Winnie the Pooh.

😃
Genau das
It does seem very inconvenient to sit on. Are you supposed to just stand all the time while wearing it? Also, can’t wear regular size (under-)pants, unless maybe they have a hole in the exact right spot. Maybe it’s only a party accessory, not for regular everyday use.
I read that as bioengineering and was confused as hell for a minute.
On second thought, do let the door hit you on the way out.

Now you can be a hippo at home?
This is an antique. The North American pioneers would attach a small lead weight to the spring end, and ride in the back of a conestoga wagon on their hands and knees as they rode west to prosperity. The stiff suspension, combined with the bumpy terrain, made the lead weight to oscillate on the spring, causing a near constant vibratory sensation for hours at a time.
Analog vibrator
When I read the post title I thought there would be boobs
Tap for spoiler

Therapist: “it’s just an image, it doesn’t make any sound.”
The image:
The magic roundabout hits a little different now. (If you know, you know).
That base is not flared enough.
Can confirm it is flared enough. Though I’m not a fan of round bases for prolonged wear. They rub against your cheecks to much. Or maybe my ass is just too fat.
What’s a better base then? The one with 2 prongs that go up and down?
*phat
Look, I don’t really think I want to know, but curiousity wins. What is this for? I recognize the two different functions, but how are they combined?
It’s for hide and seek. If you’re hiding behind the door, people can tell if it hits your body. It just sounds and feels different. All the real H&S pros use these.
Think of it like a fidget toy for adults.
Also, good vibrations.
Wouldn’t it not really vibrate if not fixed hard to something solid like wood or a wall?
One way to find out.
I can’t imagine playing with something like this without making the boioioioing sound. Especially in that context, just touching it over and over like some asshole cat, everytime softly saying “boioioing”.










