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Varesti@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

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Varesti@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • Aarrodri@lemmy.world
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    19 hours ago

    I just came to say “🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣”

    First the title it’s hilarious .I said it out out and busted out laughing…then… holly crap…the creativity of this fidget toy…🤣🤣🤣

    5/7… perfect post

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    22 hours ago

    Darauf hupfe ich herum, wie dieser dumme Tiger aus Winnie the Pooh.

    • Varesti@lemmy.zipOP
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      18 hours ago

      😃

      • smegma_licker@lemmy.ml
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        7 hours ago

        Genau das

  • bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de
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    24 hours ago

    It does seem very inconvenient to sit on. Are you supposed to just stand all the time while wearing it? Also, can’t wear regular size (under-)pants, unless maybe they have a hole in the exact right spot. Maybe it’s only a party accessory, not for regular everyday use.

  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    I read that as bioengineering and was confused as hell for a minute.

  • SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip
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    1 day ago

    On second thought, do let the door hit you on the way out.

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    1 day ago

  • LumpyPancakes@piefed.social
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    1 day ago

    Now you can be a hippo at home?

  • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world
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    This is an antique. The North American pioneers would attach a small lead weight to the spring end, and ride in the back of a conestoga wagon on their hands and knees as they rode west to prosperity. The stiff suspension, combined with the bumpy terrain, made the lead weight to oscillate on the spring, causing a near constant vibratory sensation for hours at a time.

  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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    1 day ago

    Analog vibrator

  • spacegoat@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    When I read the post title I thought there would be boobs

    • Varesti@lemmy.zipOP
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      13 hours ago
      Tap for spoiler

  • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Therapist: “it’s just an image, it doesn’t make any sound.”

    The image:

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    1 day ago

    The magic roundabout hits a little different now. (If you know, you know).

  • CosmicTurtle0 [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 day ago

    That base is not flared enough.

    • pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org
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      1 day ago

      Can confirm it is flared enough. Though I’m not a fan of round bases for prolonged wear. They rub against your cheecks to much. Or maybe my ass is just too fat.

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        What’s a better base then? The one with 2 prongs that go up and down?

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      • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world
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        1 day ago

        *phat

  • zout@fedia.io
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    Look, I don’t really think I want to know, but curiousity wins. What is this for? I recognize the two different functions, but how are they combined?

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      It’s for hide and seek. If you’re hiding behind the door, people can tell if it hits your body. It just sounds and feels different. All the real H&S pros use these.

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      1 day ago

      Think of it like a fidget toy for adults.

      Also, good vibrations.

      • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Wouldn’t it not really vibrate if not fixed hard to something solid like wood or a wall?

        • Varesti@lemmy.zipOP
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          5 hours ago

          One way to find out.

      • zout@fedia.io
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        1 day ago

        I can’t imagine playing with something like this without making the boioioioing sound. Especially in that context, just touching it over and over like some asshole cat, everytime softly saying “boioioing”.

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