Uri@infosec.pub to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoYou guys ready for NO Nut November?en.wikipedia.orgexternal-linkmessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down126
arrow-up1-10arrow-down1external-linkYou guys ready for NO Nut November?en.wikipedia.orgUri@infosec.pub to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square30fedilink
minus-squaregigastasio@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up20·4 days agoWife: “You’ve been in that shower for almost three hours! The fuck are you doing in there!?!” This guy: “Nuttin’”
minus-squareConsole_Modder@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·4 days agoVery bold of you to assume that I am married
minus-squareWashedupcynic@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoLater, “Honey, why is the drain clogged?”
Wife: “You’ve been in that shower for almost three hours! The fuck are you doing in there!?!”
This guy: “Nuttin’”
Very bold of you to assume that I am married
Later, “Honey, why is the drain clogged?”