It’s also worth noting that a profession where you spend every day in close proximity of cows is very common. Meanwhile, a profession that regularly has you in close proximity of sharks is way more niche. Make of this what you want.
Whereas cow fucking is even less accurately reported, and isn’t even a profession. It’s almost inevitable, really, whenever a MAGAt’s left alone with livestock long enough —and the rampant cow rape’s only a fraction of that number, too. 🤦🏼♂️
It’s also worth noting that a profession where you spend every day in close proximity of cows is very common. Meanwhile, a profession that regularly has you in close proximity of sharks is way more niche. Make of this what you want.
Yup! Though it’s worth noting that cows, while beautiful, are not necessarily gentle. They can fuck your shit up.
Also, does this stat separate cows from steers/bulls? It says cows but it feels like it means bovines of all genders.
There are 3 types of lies.
A lie.
A god damn lie.
And statistics.
Shark milking is one of the most dangerous professions out there. It doesn’t surprise me that the industry is under reporting deaths.
Whereas cow fucking is even less accurately reported, and isn’t even a profession. It’s almost inevitable, really, whenever a MAGAt’s left alone with livestock long enough —and the rampant cow rape’s only a fraction of that number, too. 🤦🏼♂️