Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 hours agoBuddha orders a pizza: "Make me One with Everything"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square46linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageBuddha orders a pizza: "Make me One with Everything"lemmy.worldGodric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 hours agomessage-square46linkfedilink
minus-squareDavel23@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·17 hours agoThe hot dog vendor hands over the sausage and bun with all the trimmings, and the Buddhist hands over a twenty. The vendor pockets it. The Buddhist asks “Where’s my change?” and the vendor replies “change must come from within”.
minus-squaretetrachromacy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·14 hours agoThen the Buddhist pulls out a pistol and sights it on the hot dog vendor. The vendor holds up his hands and says, “Whoa, whatever happened to inner peace?” The Buddhist replies, “This is my inner piece.”
minus-squarePapaStevesy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 hours agoThe hot dog vendor scoffed confidently, “You won’t shoot, you don’t have the nerve on ya’.”
minus-squareWappleFF27@feddit.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 hours agoA piano falls on the buddhist and kills him. The hot dog vendor was enlightened.
The hot dog vendor hands over the sausage and bun with all the trimmings, and the Buddhist hands over a twenty. The vendor pockets it.
The Buddhist asks “Where’s my change?” and the vendor replies “change must come from within”.
Then the Buddhist pulls out a pistol and sights it on the hot dog vendor. The vendor holds up his hands and says, “Whoa, whatever happened to inner peace?”
The Buddhist replies, “This is my inner piece.”
The hot dog vendor scoffed confidently, “You won’t shoot, you don’t have the nerve on ya’.”
A piano falls on the buddhist and kills him. The hot dog vendor was enlightened.