PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoTHE GAY AGENDA STRIKES AGAINlemmy.worldimagemessage-square52fedilinkarrow-up1669arrow-down112
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minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down7·1 month agoNope. Still straight. I don’t know how that would work, anyway.
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down1·1 month agoHave you checked your kids? Your kids are the ones at risk of a homosexual awakening 😔
minus-squareKnock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoIt’s your kids Marty. Somethings got to be done about your kids!
minus-squareLog in | Sign up@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·1 month agoYou’re suggesting verifying your kids’ sexuality on a regular basis?!?!
minus-squareØπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down2·1 month agoAre you questioning our snuggly nugget of stridor and savior-in-sonorous-rhonchi?
minus-squareLog in | Sign up@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoI couldn’t make any sense of your comment at all for a while, but now I understand. And no, not really, not ever, just having silly internet fun.
minus-squareLog in | Sign up@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoYou mean this in the nicest possible way, I’m sure, so may your life be filled with the cutest of furry friends snuggling you to your heart’s content.
minus-squareØπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoNGL, at this point, if I didn’t have this one right here, perpetually overfull of wiggly adoration and unconditional love, it wouldn’t be worth anywhere near as much. 🥹🙇🏼♂️🥰
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down2·1 month agoCheck the closet for a sudden proliferation of flannel
minus-squareLog in | Sign up@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoWhat if my kids are not female?
minus-squareCrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoThen check for spandex.
Nope. Still straight. I don’t know how that would work, anyway.
Have you checked your kids? Your kids are the ones at risk of a homosexual awakening 😔
It’s your kids Marty. Somethings got to be done about your kids!
You’re suggesting verifying your kids’ sexuality on a regular basis?!?!
Are you questioning our snuggly nugget of stridor and savior-in-sonorous-rhonchi?
I couldn’t make any sense of your comment at all for a while, but now I understand.
And no, not really, not ever, just having silly internet fun.
Snuffle be with you.
You mean this in the nicest possible way, I’m sure, so may your life be filled with the cutest of furry friends snuggling you to your heart’s content.
NGL, at this point, if I didn’t have this one right here, perpetually overfull of wiggly adoration and unconditional love, it wouldn’t be worth anywhere near as much. 🥹🙇🏼♂️🥰
[pug noise]
Check the closet for a sudden proliferation of flannel
What if my kids are not female?
Then check for spandex.