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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

Barbers HATE this one simple trick

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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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    What the hell am I going wrong then? I’ve been bald for 3 years and I ain’t got jack shit!

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      Perhaps you forgot to invest the savings into building a global e-commerce empire.

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        It’s getting a 200K funding from your dad that’s the real trick. He also worked for a large company making money at the time, he wasn’t trying to survive.

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          Plenty of people have received far more than that from their dads. There must be something else.

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            Lack of empathy and sheer luck.

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            It’s the baby blood. How much are you consuming?

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              Damn, what’s up with these unrealistic nutritional requirements

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      3 years? I’ve been bald for 20 years and I’m 300K down the hole, when does this trick kick in exactly?

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        You spent it all on avocado toast, didn’t you.

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      Mate I was balding when I was 19 and went full cue ball when I was 23. I’m 36 now. Where the fuck is my money??!

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        You and me both, my friend… remember Balding Elon Musk? I think it’s not so much the lack of hair, more like the lack of ethics.

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