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minus-squareBallShapedMan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up40·3 days agoWhat the hell am I going wrong then? I’ve been bald for 3 years and I ain’t got jack shit!
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up38·3 days agoPerhaps you forgot to invest the savings into building a global e-commerce empire.
minus-squarepelespirit@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up17·3 days agoIt’s getting a 200K funding from your dad that’s the real trick. He also worked for a large company making money at the time, he wasn’t trying to survive.
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down2·3 days agoPlenty of people have received far more than that from their dads. There must be something else.
minus-squarechingadera@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-22 days agoIt’s the baby blood. How much are you consuming?
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 minutes agoDamn, what’s up with these unrealistic nutritional requirements
minus-squareThorry84@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up11·3 days ago3 years? I’ve been bald for 20 years and I’m 300K down the hole, when does this trick kick in exactly?
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 days agoYou spent it all on avocado toast, didn’t you.
minus-squareIndiBrony@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-23 days agoMate I was balding when I was 19 and went full cue ball when I was 23. I’m 36 now. Where the fuck is my money??!
minus-squareNightwatch Admin@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up9·3 days agoYou and me both, my friend… remember Balding Elon Musk? I think it’s not so much the lack of hair, more like the lack of ethics.
What the hell am I going wrong then? I’ve been bald for 3 years and I ain’t got jack shit!
Perhaps you forgot to invest the savings into building a global e-commerce empire.
It’s getting a 200K funding from your dad that’s the real trick. He also worked for a large company making money at the time, he wasn’t trying to survive.
Plenty of people have received far more than that from their dads. There must be something else.
Lack of empathy and sheer luck.
It’s the baby blood. How much are you consuming?
Damn, what’s up with these unrealistic nutritional requirements
3 years? I’ve been bald for 20 years and I’m 300K down the hole, when does this trick kick in exactly?
You spent it all on avocado toast, didn’t you.
Mate I was balding when I was 19 and went full cue ball when I was 23. I’m 36 now. Where the fuck is my money??!
You and me both, my friend… remember Balding Elon Musk? I think it’s not so much the lack of hair, more like the lack of ethics.