• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    this is when you offer the services of your own dick by saying, “I know, it’s gross but I’d be willing to help my gals out with some dick!”

    then everyone falls into the bed together and the camera pans down to their feet while the bed starts squeaking.

    the scene cuts to black and fades into the next day where your corpse is laying lifelessly on the bed because you broke the first rule about sleepovers. you never bring dick to a sleepover.