• OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    It’s just limp dick size that changes but summer penis and cold shrinkage can definitely happen to a man.

    That’s why I never leave the house without a raging boner. I found some pills at a truck stop gas station, I pop a few every time I need to go shopping or whatever. It frightens the children but the old ladies at the bingo parlor seem to dig it.

    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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      16 hours ago

      Well naturally, that’s what they teach you in manhood 101. Did you skip the class?