• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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    19 hours ago

    Take long enough and you can just shit on the boss’s desk, slap down the paper, and ask for a “thank you” for bringing back some lunch.

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      14 hours ago

      Take a picture of the shit and add it to the expense report. Make sure you notate that you did not keep the gift and instead rescinded ownership to your boss.

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        14 hours ago

        Take a picture? How are they going to smell or taste it? Either shit at work and don’t flush or shit on the floor at work if you want to flush.

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      16 hours ago

      For good measure, you should skip breakfast and make sure you have a big lunch.

      No reason to give your boss any of your breakfast tho. That’s on your time.