SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoMake a new friend!lemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1381arrow-down110
arrow-up1371arrow-down1imageMake a new friend!lemmy.dbzer0.comSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square34fedilink
minus-squareWeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 year agoWhat’s scary about something using your appearance to menace the people you love? Gee, I can’t imagine. /s
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 year agomaybe don’t be such a dick to the skinwalker. take it out for pizzas and beer. share some weed. rent some ebikes and do wheelies. go jaywalking in front of the police station in Santa Monica together. become besties.
minus-squareWeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoMake sweet sweet love to it so I can finally know what I’m like in bed. Huh? What? No, I didn’t say anything…
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoand that’s when you get it with the old fork in the eye
minus-squareWeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoThe forking is the best part.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoso, uh, meet at the santa monica police station for some jaywalking and light makeouts?
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agothis amazon job does not pay nearly well enough
minus-squareouthouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoYeah, wouldn’t do anything i haven’t managed myself.
What’s scary about something using your appearance to menace the people you love? Gee, I can’t imagine. /s
maybe don’t be such a dick to the skinwalker. take it out for pizzas and beer. share some weed. rent some ebikes and do wheelies. go jaywalking in front of the police station in Santa Monica together. become besties.
Make sweet sweet love to it so I can finally know what I’m like in bed.
Huh? What? No, I didn’t say anything…
and that’s when you get it with the old fork in the eye
The forking is the best part.
so, uh, meet at the santa monica police station for some jaywalking and light makeouts?
How YOU doin’?
this amazon job does not pay nearly well enough
Yeah, wouldn’t do anything i haven’t managed myself.