ITT, people taking a cute little comic way too seriously because big feelings about pizza.
Nobody in my town knows how to do A. They think they do, but they don’t.
UZUMAKI
I always cut my pizza into 6 slices, i feel it has the best ratio of crust and topping
Cannot read the source in bottom right… This definitely look like the style of nedroid.com.
I spent too much time searching for a video of someone who might have tried C.
No luck, but now I’m hungry for pizza.
Didn’t see a video, but:
/c/suddenlydebian
Brilliant.
Now I want an equal pizza theorem that mathematically shows a simple cutting method that guarantees equal pizza for everyone, depending on number of pieces. E.g. an inner circle that is halved plus an outer circle in quarters for six people, but ((2r)²-r²)/4 != r²/2, r being the inner circle.
Well, you could always cut ever thinner regular pizza slices, but that’s trivial.
Shit, I need to try the third option, I think my wife will have to eat out
Lucky! My wife won’t do that.
For thin crust I guess it’s just a party of one here
Nah mate. If it’s just you, you fold that bastard up taco style.
Or in Italian, a Calzone, which im pretty sure just means folded taco style bastard.
And if it’s Domino’s, then they pretend to cut it so that you have to go find a knife to finish the job because it sure looked sliced before I freaking sat down, David!
B is completely wrong and if someone cut a pizza like that at a party I think they would be exiled.
If you want to cut a pizza like that cut one set of parallel lines and then cut in half, otherwise there will be crustless bits that are impossible to pick up without making a mess.
Dude the crustless slices are the best part about cutting a pizza this way!
Haha when its cut like that I refuse to eat the crust less. Its so mushy and no balance between toppings and crust. How do you hold it!!
I’m from a place where our regional pizza is cut into little squares, and it’s not as difficult or messy as you’re making it out to be
It’s probably cooked differently, most pizza I have had in the uk has a lot of sauce so it’s a nightmare to eat without something like the crust
There’s a pizza bar near me that makes a pizza sliced this way. It’s a cracker crust style. I get all the outer pieces that have some crunch. My wife gets the crustless inner pieces. I think her way is blasphemous, but it’s mutually beneficial.
Slide the pizza to the edge of the plate to nibble at.
