How much fun would it be though to be able to sneak into places as an ant to then transform into a giant pink dildo or random child, for just a few seconds at just the right time to cause maximum impact, and then transform back into an ant for a clean get away.
Politics would be forever changed if I had this power.
Shapeshifting (also, yes)
Your morphing options only include a small child, an ant or a giant pink dildo.
How much fun would it be though to be able to sneak into places as an ant to then transform into a giant pink dildo or random child, for just a few seconds at just the right time to cause maximum impact, and then transform back into an ant for a clean get away.
Politics would be forever changed if I had this power.
No doubt
You shapeshift into the exact mental image you keep in your mind at any given moment
You gain the personality of whoever you shape shift into.
Your telomeres become 2x shorter everytime you use the ability