One of the DARE cops took me on a ride along. Dangerous domestic violence situations aside (he took me to the doors), just driving down a main street. He was of course speeding, and a car jumped the median coming head on. He made an amazing fishtail maneuver, spun the car around. He pulled them over into a parking lot. We sat for a minute while we both checked our shorts. We got out (still don’t know why I was allowed out of the car). The driver tried to get out her car and fell on her face. Beyond drunk.
I’ve been in some life or death situations, but this was surely one of the closest.
I love two things about DARE:
Their mascot was an anthro lion.
They did more to get kids ON drugs than they did to get them OFF drugs.
And then there’s former President George Bush, doing his part with Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue.
Totally made drugs more appealing.
I feel like Alf would do coke.
Catamine
Why did Gordon give up on wearing clothes when he came to Earth?
I almost got killed on a police ride along. Wait, didn’t love that part.
Story please
One of the DARE cops took me on a ride along. Dangerous domestic violence situations aside (he took me to the doors), just driving down a main street. He was of course speeding, and a car jumped the median coming head on. He made an amazing fishtail maneuver, spun the car around. He pulled them over into a parking lot. We sat for a minute while we both checked our shorts. We got out (still don’t know why I was allowed out of the car). The driver tried to get out her car and fell on her face. Beyond drunk.
I’ve been in some life or death situations, but this was surely one of the closest.
So how were your shorts?
How would were you at the time?
How would were you at the time?
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