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minus-squareMulligrubs@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·15 days agoJesus said that when He returns He’ll have a Holy Army at His back and they will murder everybody. The lake of blood will be miles wide and “as deep as a horse’s bridle”. He won’t come back as a hippy. (according to Him)
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·15 days ago according to Him the drunk and high monks who ghostwrote his way too long and rambling manifesto Fixed it for you.
minus-squarePeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·15 days ago don’t make me come over there!
Jesus said that when He returns He’ll have a Holy Army at His back and they will murder everybody.
The lake of blood will be miles wide and “as deep as a horse’s bridle”.
He won’t come back as a hippy. (according to Him)
Fixed it for you.