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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Not the one holding the record for longest cave hide and seek

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Not the one holding the record for longest cave hide and seek

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    Saddam Hussein should take note.

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    Bro is 4’6"

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      Read somewhere back in the day that Jesus was probably around 4’10” because that was about the average height of people then.

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    I was just posting about this dream I had where the stone was made out of cheese and we had to eat it for Jesus to come back, but we didn’t

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    yeaaaassss

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    Didn’t know that Jesus was 4’6" …

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      People were shorter in the past, I don’t make the rules

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      His sandals had inserts

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    Wait…do people think Jesus was only like 4’6" tall?

    Like…that’s your lord and savior? Barely taller than an average American 9 year old child?

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    You’re a bit late for Easter posting.

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      No, no this one is about beans

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    Sadam is risen

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      Holy shit, imagine if Saddam became the Christ?

      Maybe we’re not on the worst timeline after all

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    I think there’s a couple Japanese soldiers that have hidden for longer.

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