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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Just a pic of two besties

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Just a pic of two besties

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Shove it up your ass.

    And mine.

    • Maiq@lemy.lol
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      1 year ago

      At a medium pace.

      • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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        1 year ago

        Now sit on the corner of the bed and watch me… Whack off

        • MisterMoo@lemmy.world
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          1 year ago

          See that shampoo bottle now STICK IT UP MY ASS

          • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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            1 year ago

            Move it in and out at a medium pace

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              1 year ago

              I regret clicking the drop down to see the rest of this conversation lol

              • Maiq@lemy.lol
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                I hope this will help redeem your regretful decision.

                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLm5oSJRxIU

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                  Yes? I think so… I’m not sure how I feel now.

                  Thanks for the laugh tho

                  • eldoom@lemmy.ml
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                    I wholeheartedly agree.

            • DUMBASS@leminal.space
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              1 year ago

              Ahhhh fuck, you started without me damn it!

            • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk
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              1 year ago

              Pretend I’m the pizza guy… and watch me whack off.

    • Shou@lemmy.world
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      For good luck right? Right? It’s not gay if it’s for good luck? Right?

      • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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        Oh yeah, totally, for luck. Def nothing gay. Def not. For luck.

    • dickalan@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      And then spend it

      • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world
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        Put your fist down flip it and reverse it

        • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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          Isyerr herpa flippa-flapjack

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