Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoJesus was too late for this guylemmy.worldimagemessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1149arrow-down15
arrow-up1144arrow-down1imageJesus was too late for this guylemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square12fedilink
minus-squareddash@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·edit-224 hours agoA Jesus is never too late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
minus-squareHowAbt2morrow@futurology.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·21 hours agoAmen, brother. The owner of the car didn’t hear the Lord when he said, “hold thee up, My sandals guy is still working on My kicks”.
minus-square5parky@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·23 hours agoJesus is always on the job site by 730 with his tools and a smile on his face.
minus-squaresome_guy@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·21 hours agoYou’re right. Jesus was a wizard. Now I believe in christ a little bit more, which is still not a lot, but he might be on a quest with a hobbit. I believe that more than I believe that he was the son of a man in the clouds.
A Jesus is never too late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
Amen, brother. The owner of the car didn’t hear the Lord when he said, “hold thee up, My sandals guy is still working on My kicks”.
Jesus is always on the job site by 730 with his tools and a smile on his face.
You’re right. Jesus was a wizard. Now I believe in christ a little bit more, which is still not a lot, but he might be on a quest with a hobbit. I believe that more than I believe that he was the son of a man in the clouds.