James Brown “Funky Christmas”. The only x-mas music for me.

Was shopping for glue, 2 weeks ago. So, firmly September. Already isles of xmas tat. FFS. Let us just have one commercial, face stuffing, and totes unconnected to ANY actual holiday rubbed into our noses at a time. I’m tired of being treated like a bad puppy for not over consuming. I really enjoy holy days. I’m not even just celebrating my own holy days. I just really enjoy celebrations and how they bring ppl together. But having it SHOVED in my ears, eyes, and pocketbook is obscene. The AI neutered slop playing in stores is so objectionable I only go when forced to. Also, a reminder that if you find something on Cramazon, it’s most likely on a legit stores site for a better price. Spend less, encourage legit vending!

When he is off to work but I am probably sotting there blood on my titties.

I want this fountain

I like to listen to Christmas music in season. I don’t start until after Thanksgiving is over, and I end on midnight of Christmas day.

I listen pretty much all day everywhere. At home, at work, in the car.

People have complained.

I explain that I spend all year wanting to murder everyone around me, and listening to Christmas music reminds me of a time when I didn’t believe everyone deserved to be murdered. It’s an annual mood reset that takes me back to a child-like baseline of kumbaya bullshit where everyone can be kind and love each other.

It doesn’t always work. There have been years when the ignorance and cruelty interfere with the reset and I stop the music and embrace the hate.

Those are not good years.

Listening to a month of Christmas music seems a small price to pay.

I’m a school bus driver and a couple of years ago the director of transportation banned Christmas decorations on the buses. This of course caused an enormous shitstorm, and the director defended herself by saying that some parents had complained about Christianity being pushed on their kids by the buses. This sounded like an utterly ludicrous claim, but it turned out that the culprit was me, because I had tried to get the kids on my bus to sing “Little Drummer Boy”. Ironically, I’m an atheist but I just like that fucking song.

I have been listening to the occasional Xmas song since the summer. My new favorite is Fairytale of New York

Might take a bit more than some jaunty yule tunes to shift that statue’s mood from choleric to sanguine

They usually don’t play Christmas music in the stores until after halloween

Bantha is coming to town boys.

Can you do this fountain but with marshmallow fluff infused chocolate sauce?

Yeah, but… the Temptations Christmas album is literally elite

I some times give a pass to Trans Siberian orchestra. But only the not uber christmas songs

Why I keep a pair of headphones in my satchel whenever I go out malling.

Oh dear God I did not read this it’s not happening no no no NO NO NO