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cm0002@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Maybe it's just hitting the side of the bowl. The outside of the bowl.

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Maybe it's just hitting the side of the bowl. The outside of the bowl.

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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  • FlexibleToast@lemmy.world
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    Just be even lazier and sit down.

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      You think I’m touching that piss lid in the dark? It’s up for a reason.

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        If it’s up, you don’t even need to touch it, just sit… Also, clean your toilet. Don’t be proud of being a slob.

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          I have a partner with a vagina and I have dick, so that lid is a schrodinger’s cat in the dark

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            And unlike a cat you apparently have no night vision at all along with your dirty toilet?

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              I’m color blind and I can’t see in the dark, so yes

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                Fair enough I suppose.

    • Lord Wiggle@lemmy.world
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      And make sure not to hit the water so no one can hear you. Pee like a ninja

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    piss all over your bathroom just so you don’t have to sit down. manly

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      Yeah, I’m taking any chance I get to sit down in general, why stop doing that in my own bathroom.

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      YPPM moment

      • threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works
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        Yayasan Pembangunan Pondok Malaysia?

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    Fool. It doesn’t make a sound because you’re obviously still asleeping, and just peeing in your dream. But no worries, the familiar warm sensation will wake you up soon enough.

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      I’ve had so many vivid pissing dreams, but never actually pissed the bed (at least not since toddlerhood).

      I still wake up in a panic assuming I did though. It’s a weird sensation, you get relief in the dream cause you finally peed, but then you realize you’re in bed and wake up in a panic, then relief again when it’s dry.

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    Adding a small red light by the toilet might remedy this. You get to aim properly and it might not mess with your ability to go back to sleep.

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      Does it work if I install the light next to bed?

  • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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    The salad bowl.

  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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