- Skin heals, but grease stains might never wash out. - Skin heals - *terms and conditions may apply 
- I’ve still got some scars from my youth of making this mistake. Having little 2nd degree burns all over your chest is not a good time. - But how’s your shirt? Snug? Yes. Stained? Not with fried bacon juice! - Hah! True enough. I’d rather get grease on a shirt than blisters though. 
 
 
 
- If I had pecks like the guy in the picture I’d work in a smelting plant shirtless just to show off. - He’s just ultra, ultra lean. 
 
- Thanks for reminding me of this format. Gave me an idea for tenforward for the near future.  - deleted by creator - More or less the direction I’m taking. 
 
 
- LPT: Put a few spoons of water in the pan before you start to mitigate this. 
- I like to live dangerously - Same principle of going in for the belly rub on my cat. - The risk is worth the reward 
- That’s why always microwave it! -my soggy ass 
- I can hear Jeremy Soule’s melodic music playing over this static image. 
- or the raw bacon might fall on your peanits and you might have to make a post on 4chan 
- I’ll let my kids make their own mistakes to learn from. Except for never frying bacon topless, that shit I’m teaching them early. 
- Got oil burns while frying fish. I was wearing a thin tank top at the time. 10/10 don’t recommend. Splash damage suuuuuucks 






