𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days agoBroomsticks? What is this? The Dark Ages?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square39linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageBroomsticks? What is this? The Dark Ages?lemmy.world𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days agomessage-square39linkfedilink
minus-squareByteJunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·16 days agoI can never gloss over the fact of how painful it would be having to support and balance your entire body weight on your perineum. Thank god for the roombas, a literal revolution in witch transportation.
minus-squareHolytimes@sh.itjust.worksdeleted by creatorlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·16 days agoThis is why you wear special riding under garments under your witches or wizard robes and or skirt/kilt! Or just ride side saddle like a sane person.
minus-squareRememberTheApollo_@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-216 days agoThe thickness of padding jammed between your legs required to buffer your bits against riding a closet clothes hanging rod would be enough to, at the very least, make you walk funny when not riding.
minus-squarewizardfrag@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·16 days agoIf the broom is magical enough to fly, surely it’s magical enough to feel super comfortable? That’s how I’ve always rationalised it
I can never gloss over the fact of how painful it would be having to support and balance your entire body weight on your perineum.
Thank god for the roombas, a literal revolution in witch transportation.
This is why you wear special riding under garments under your witches or wizard robes and or skirt/kilt!
Or just ride side saddle like a sane person.
The thickness of padding jammed between your legs required to buffer your bits against riding a closet clothes hanging rod would be enough to, at the very least, make you walk funny when not riding.
If the broom is magical enough to fly, surely it’s magical enough to feel super comfortable? That’s how I’ve always rationalised it