• ASDraptor@lemmy.autism.place
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    13 days ago

    You can tell how they own an american restaurant instead of an italian one because they serve fettuccine alfredo and garlic bread.

    • BlueLineBae@midwest.social
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      13 days ago

      There’s an excellent episode of the Sopranos where they end up going to Italy. And even though their whole personality is “Italian” they find that they have nothing in common with actual Italians. That show is a masterpiece.

  • oo1@lemmings.world
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    13 days ago

    torturelini,

    spookghetti,

    penne arra-bat-a,

    Pizza Morguerita

    and you can serve Vampolicella or Mortepulciano

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    veal pick-axe-a?

    Ravi-holyshititsaghost

    spaghouli and human balls

    chicken marsaaaaaaaawe’reallgoingtodiela

    wow, yeah i mean, the terrible ones really write themselves.

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    13 days ago

    Man, this is the only explanation for the closure of the lone Italian place in town a few years back.

    No Italian restaurants currently exist in a 50 mile radius.

    Town’s haunted now.

    Zpoopa del giOHNO