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I always though it was so you could use a carabiner to buckle it to your belt.
one of my uncles told my nephews it was because canadians have a sixth, tiny finger on each hand, it’s how you can tell they’re from canada. they believed this for years, but I guess it’s easy to lie to 5 year olds
And sideways vaginas. Even the men.
And pouches on their tummies
to hold the syrup bottles, YES
Shut up! That’s a national secret!
ack, the mounties are at my door! on mooses!
You hoser! Take off eh!
So you can string them on a necklace.
Walk through a forest with a couple dozen empties strung around your neck and trees know what the fuck is up.
Same thing with tiny coffee cups. What the fuck is up with that. I can pinch it sure, but I don’t wanna.
Espresso shots? Or are we talking tinier?
is-is it not where you hold it with your prehensile penis?
I mean… That’s how I’ve been using it. 🤷
Oh, my sweet summer sausage.
I mean that’s not what it was designed for but if it works for you…
Shit who even knows what it was designed for.
It’s to hang it from a tree so the bears and ants can’t get it
10 million ants vs 1 grizzly bear.
Who wins?
Either way we lose
You mean Canadians don’t have them attached to their belts like a hip flask?
I’d rock that with a beefy retractable lanyard reel (?)
As is the fashion of the time!
I think the shape is supposed to be reminiscent of a gallon jug, where the handle actually fits a grown human’s finger. By scaling it down we’re left with a handle that feels idiotic.
Oh like landau bars on hearses
Theres actually quite a few examples of this kind of thing in the automotive world.
Such as?
Spoilers for one
Vestigial
Its the “save icon” of maple syrup
Extra cost of glass handle < increased sales from cuteness
In Canada, the maple elfs are the ones that collect the syrup. After the great syrup catastropy of 1909, we learned the hard lesson that the elf rings (that is the technical name for these loops) could not exceed a standard unit elf-span. In Canada, we have a saying: "standards and codes are written in syrup. "
After the great syrup catastropy of 1909
Was that anything like The Great Molasses Flood?
“many of the dead were so glazed over in molasses that they were hard to recognize”
holy shit
Instantly sprang to mind!
Its a useless leftover from when the containers were stone jugs.
They still are. Just melted stone.
Silica is a mineral. aka Quartz and it will melt. Stone jugs are made from clay and is vitrified not melted. its fired in a kiln like brick.
Well, “vitrified” literally means made glassy, and the process involves melting the silicates in the clay, so there are some similarities.
Only in process and loosely at that. Vitrified clay or brick if you prefer is much harder than silica glass.
Reading these comments you can see who the party people are and the party poopers are
You must be fun at parties!
No I actually mean that, I would listen to this shit drunk until way early morning.
You must be fun at parties!
Same I bet they just laugh and laugh.
What were they for on stone jugs, if they were just as small? Or were they not?
The jugs were not that small and the loop was much bigger. I had my first drink of alcohol out of a stone jug. It was moonshine and the jug had originally been a maple syrup jug.
Also, that cap always makes a sticky mess.
How is that a problem when you properly jug it down in one go?
Lick it clean before screwing the lid back on
Can you record yourself doing it to show us how it should be done?
It’s where you hold the bottle when you drink it. Keep your pinky in the air. Everyone will know you are a gentleman / lady.
There so you can hook them to a Carabiner and carry them with you. As is tradition.
It’s like no one has heard of hiking syrup before.
There are those h o wonder, and those who DO. and we are the men that DO.
The syrup replenishes what you lose through diarrhea as you push to the top of the mountain
it’s to keep the butthole from closing around the top in a manner that would be dangerous.
Behind every OSHA directive there is a harrowing tale.
You’re telling me I’m supposed to stop before the loop?
depends on where you start. ;)
