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Albin Jose@kerala.party to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

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Albin Jose@kerala.party to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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    2 years ago

    That’s not accurate, the image is missing sleeps between each print.

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      What about the random matrix style character stream in the background?

      • VicFic!@iusearchlinux.fyi
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        heard of cmatrix?

        • Imnebuddy@lemmy.ml
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          2 years ago

          Or neo

    • Ulijin@feddit.uk
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      The character is just an amazingly good hacker. They operate at speeds us mere mortals can’t comprehend /s

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    I’m not sure it’s wise to just tell people how to do this sort of thing?

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      OP is on a list now.

  • varnia@lemm.ee
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    Also: what’s up with the fake browsers? How difficult us it to setup a local webserver, setup a hosts entry and use a real browser to open the webpage? Or open a static webpage via file:// protocol. I find it more effort to “program” a fake browser with complete interface…

    • meseek #2982@lemmy.ca
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      Never mind fake browsers, fake OSes. When do you see Windows or macOS or Linux on anything in movies. They always replace the OS with some super futuristic cyber system.

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        Unless it’s ‘True Lies’, in which case the terrorists are running Windows 3.1.

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          please tell me they at least had a command prompt up

          • ggiesen@lemmy.ca
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            Nope, they use a GUI program called ‘Data Extraction Program’:

            https://www.reddit.com/r/MovieDetails/comments/n4hond/in_true_lies_1994_a_computer_is_shown_running/

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        Which it’s why I like Mr Robot

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    Not even a progress bar smh

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      progress bars: too fake for hollywood

      • rclkrtrzckr@discuss.tchncs.de
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        They just don’t know how to code this properly. To look real, it should go quickly to 95%, stall there for some minutes, go back to 91.7% and then take ages to 99.9%

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          And then hang on 100% for hours before finaly crashing

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    Nah, the last line should say

    I’m in

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      Last bits are: “Would you like to see files on”

      “1. Secret moon base”

      “2. Captured alien space craft”

      “3. ELE asteroid headed for earth”

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    Oooooh. It’s IN the computer.

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    There should be a few sleep() there to make it more realistic

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      “Realistic”

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