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This isn’t a shitpost, it’s valid satire.
Robotrain.
Half man.
Half train.
All cop.
Reminds me of this…

So accurate 🤣
amazing
That’s not in the deepest, most troubling depths of the uncanny valley, so it’s not DLSS5.
Entombed or on rails, you’re riding with me.
Enabling this also makes your game 50% slower
Desperate Loser Slop Spigot Five.
“Thomas was just following orders…”
Directive 1: Serve the public rail
Directive 2: Protect the passengers
Directive 3: Uphold the timetable
This SUX 2000
🎶 Don’t ask me silly questions. I won’t play silly games.🎶
That’s Murphy the Tank Engine
I would choo-choo that for a dollar!









